O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
