sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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