But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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