Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
