whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Do plants get herpes?
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