but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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