Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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