This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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