You can't motorboat a personality
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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