what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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