ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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