Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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