My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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