Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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