Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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