Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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