Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning