What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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