dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
