remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
