i just wanna soil my oats bro
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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