it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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