Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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