belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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