Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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