Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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