Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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