i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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