Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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