If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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