just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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