stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
NoShamevember. You game?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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