Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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