it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
what day is it and did you see me today?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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