I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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