dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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