thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
