It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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