Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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