He managed to light the Jello on fire...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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