i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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