Define "chronic" masturbator.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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