Need sex. Gaining weight.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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