I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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