just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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