Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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