# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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