Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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