I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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