wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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