Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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