wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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