I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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