And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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